Comments on: I Can’t Afford to Be A Woman Anymore

By: Natural

Natural — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:11:30 +0000

Hey Barbara, maybe this thought can be posted on one of their blogs…I say let’s get the word out. We could have walk in stations, by appointment only. I see a movement.

By: Barbara Swafford

Barbara Swafford — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:55:34 +0000

Hi Natural,

I’m glad you linked to this post. What a great read. I like the idea of the government funded program. Think we can get the next President to endorse that?

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By: Natural

Natural — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:35:18 +0000

What’s up FiveSpeed. Of course, you want that package, lol. It is more expensive though to be a woman, that stuff he listed is not even for maintenance, but pleasure. lol

By: Fivespeed302

Fivespeed302 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:19:46 +0000

I want to sign up for Tyler’s care package!

By: meleah rebeccah

meleah rebeccah — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:11:59 +0000

where do I sign up for the womans care package? I am going to the poor house trying to maintain my appearance.

By: Alien Insomniac

Alien Insomniac — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:12:06 +0000

Tyler I would suggest you form a charity to handle the distribution under your IRS code 501c(3) so the public can make a tax-deductible contribution instead of jacking up your already gargantuan tax code.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:06:33 +0000

I could get behind this. If I were in charge, everyone making less than x thousand dollars a year would get a care package every month.

Men over the age of 16 would get the following:

-Deck of cards
-A fifth of your choice (Rum, Whiskey, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila)
-A quarter of government issue sticky-icky
-Box of .45 bullets to go with the handgun issued once at 16.
-T-shirts: 3 White, 3 Black
-Jeans: 1 blue, 1 Black
-Boots, socks
-Condoms
-Deodorant
-Carton of smokes

By: Alien Insomniac

Alien Insomniac — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:13:05 +0000

Okay we got this to work on my planet. I think it might work for you Earthlings.

We’ll set up an ETF or Exchange Traded Fund. Each woman who participates will form a Limited Liability Company or LLC. Then each LLC will issue stock and hold an IPO or Initial Public Offering. A portion of said stock will be bought by the ETF and the rest by the general public. Each LLC will invest the money from the IPO in income producing securities and other things to make a profit. A portion of the profit will be distributed to the shareholders in the form of a dividend, payable quarterly. The rest of the profit will be distributed to the members of each LLC as a salary, which will aid in financing the cost of being a woman.

Now you can sell your stock but then you’d be out of business and where’s the fun in that?

By: Claire

Claire — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:44:42 +0000

I am not even going to attempt to add it all up, that would be far to scary.

By: harleyblues

harleyblues — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:21:14 +0000

No foolin the cost of everything is goin up but we must pamper ourselves to get thru the daily grind of life Im adding you to my blog as ravs savs and favs FYI!~
hb~