I’m feeling a bit Ellen-ish* this morning

Sigh. You know what? I’m a little upset this morning. I wonder if I can call my job and cancel them for two days. I understand how Ellen felt and now that she has given me the visual, I know how to work it. I’ll just go to work, sit at my desk with a tissue, sobbing, saying:

“Something is so terribly wrong and I can’t sit here and pretend to be funny and pretend I want to work when things are just so wrong.”

The fact is I DO have to pretend. Nobody wants to hear my sad story with the violins playing in the background. Nobody cares! So I’m going to get dressed, go to work, smile, pretend I’m not upset and get an Emmy for doing it.

*This is not a rip on Ellen, that’s my girl, but she’s sought of how I’m feeling today, everything except the gay part, as in happy.

2 Responses to “I’m feeling a bit Ellen-ish* this morning”


  1. 1Ms Peppermint

    You are so funny(*)!!! I love it!!!!

  2. 2RMR

    I care! And you know I do! You can always come to work, come to my office, close the door and we’ll talk. And you also know I’m there to help, if I can. AND YOU KNOW I WILL!!

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