Stupid News
News: Ga. man tries to deposit fake $1M bill. He walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill. The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers.
ThinkingOutLoud…Wants to scream. Why is he getting upset? If you are going to do something this stupid, at least pick a smaller bill, idiot! The federal government has never printed a $1M bill and if they did, who would have change for it? Verdict: Pick up your Stupid Award, do not go pass go and go straight to jail.
News: Woman put mom’s body in bags. A woman was arrested Tuesday after she told police she dumped the body of her 83-year-old mother into two garbage bags. She didn’t report the death of her mother because she was being evicted and wanted to cash the woman’s retirement checks.
ThinkingOutLoud: You ungrateful little witch. What happen to honor thy mother, hasn’t your mother spent enough money on you in life and you want her to support you in death? Don’t worry about finding a new home now, hopefully your new real estate agent, Mr. Prosecutor, has a lovely cell for you at the county jail. Verdict: Winner of the “If I Only Had a Heart and Brain Award”…Heartless Selfish Witch could not be here to pick up her award, it will be mailed to her in a million little pieces.
News: Man arrested for shooting traffic camera. He fired at least three rounds from a .30-06 hunting rifle at the camera, knocking it out of action. Patrol officers heard shots and spotted a minivan leaving the parking lot.
ThinkingOutLoud: Okay, maybe I could understand this one if you have been caught in the past and have road rage, but could you at least pick a faster get a way car other than a minivan? Verdict: Crowned for the Stupid Is as Stupid Does Award.
News: Found, 60lbs of Pot. The Florida Highway Patrol says anyone missing two big bags of pot can call their Tampa area office. A crew picking up litter from along Interstate 4 near Tuesday morning made an unusual find: two big plastic garbage bags stuffed with freshly harvested marijuana.
ThinkingOutLoud: They obviously forgot to close the evidence bag. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I’m surprised the “crew” turned it in. Verdict: Someone too stupid to recognize a trap will try to claim it.
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about the woman put moms body in bags, i dont think she even deserves the “If I Only Had a Heart and Brain Award”.
You are so right Ori!
I’ll put money on the last one…someone wil try to claim it…and it might have been the SE model of minivan..which does 0-60 in 3 minutes unlike the standard one which does it in 4.5 minutes….:):)
True that Robert!
As the song says, “every body knows that the world is full of stupid people”…
Pete,
That song could be the national anthem.
This is another of those stupid criminal stories that I love. I have two favorites of my own. The first has to be the guy that robbed the bank while he was wearing his work uniform–the one with the shirt that says something like “Fixt-Rite Plumbing” on one side with “Bobby Joe” on the other side. The other fav is the guy who included a deposit slip with the robbery note. The note said “This is a robbery. Deposit $1 million into this account…” People are such dumbasses! Thanks Valerie for renewing my dis-belief in my fellow man.
I know BlogFather, lol. Desperation will make you believe anything will work. My radio friend Dave Ramsey says on his show: you can’t outsmart your own stupidity. True. True.